Movie: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

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While this is predominantly a site for my own personal review of game's. The first post, the one to start it all is about this movie, Transformers 2.

Now after just coming from the cinema, i am just so frustrated at how deplorable this movie really was. Word's can not describe the feelings of loathing and hatred i feel to all the people involved in this film. While those are very strong word, someone during the production process must have sat down and actually watched the movie.

Some of you will like this movie, and in hind site i have watched movies like this before and found them watchable. So the complaints are as followed.

Firstly and most notably: The explosions, now its been said by so many people already, that this is a Michael Bay film, and there will be explosions. But the entire movie is riddled with things blowing up or crumbling, or being sucked up into massive decepticons. So much so, that you feel like the storyline is only there to get to the next explosive scene.

Next is the amount of useless comedic characters added in to make the movie more "funny", which it DOES NOT!

- The random roommate that's get dragged along for the ride, obviously a very funny point, especially during the car scenes where they show full facial shots of him just crying and whimpering for no reason. oh wait, the reason was so they had an excuse to taser him to shut him up.

- Then there is the useless little decepticon that Mikaela capture and is training as a pet, the last time you see it, its humping Mikaela's leg calling her a goddess, oh but that just disappears when all the exploding and fighting start, Plot hole anyone!

- Then the return of Leo Spitz, don't know who that is, he's the sector 7 agent from the first movie, who after now being fired spends his time working in the family store smearing bagels, but he also has a cellar of top secret Sector 7 material. Now ain't that believable!

Finally the use of autobots that constantly argue and fight with each other, in a predominantly and insultingly racial stereotype of gangsters. Which then leads onto my next point...

Stereotyping: Throughout out the entire film you feel like you have walked into a two dimensional cliches and frankly it is offensive, Nerdy deceptions (with glasses), sexy-slim female auto bots(with almost zero dialogue), and the "black" gangster twin autobots, just to name the most obvious.

Oh and don't forget the seductive deception that is able to look like a hot sexy female human, and forces herself on Sam, just to create some conflict between him and Mikaela, when she obviously walks in on the decepticon kissing Sam. (Come up with some original idea's for once). Also if all American college's are full of sexy looking female models who are hot for the lecturers and just walk around with very little clothes on, i am so moving to the land of the free and becoming a professor, now there is so inspiration for getting you PHD.

All in all a terrible experience was had by all, and it is 2 hours and $9.50 AU, that i can not get back, Micheal Bay, and all those involved in this catastrophe go back to destroying movies no one cares about, and no one wants to watch.

DocFox01 signing out

Rating: 1/2 out of 10 stars
(If your an explosives nut, or Megan Fox fan)